Careers
If you were interested in becoming an employee of the corporation and contributing to the hardware or software development and necessary operations to distribute our unique sensory artifacts, please fill out the following application form. It will be reviewed by our recruiting and human resources teams in a timely manner, and we will be in touch about your potential ability to contribute either as an employee or as a human test subject.
We are particularly interested in experienced astral travelers, lucid dreamers, and those with powerful imaginations which can clearly visualize in their mind's eye complex multisensory experiences such that the imagined thoughts and ideas in the mind's eye are so realistic as to be indistinguishable from reality.
If you have a confirmed diagnosis or risk of schizophrenia, we suggest you do not apply, as our employees and test subjects may undergo sensory phenomena which has empirically, in rare cases, acted as a trigger from latent or mild schizophrenia to manic, chronic, delusional, out-of-body schizoid disorders.
Amenities
The Synesthesia Corporation recognizes that the quality of our consciousness extraction operations is directly correlated with the well-being and productivity of our employees and test subjects. Beyond our standard corporate benefits package, we maintain on-site amenities designed to optimize cognitive performance, facilitate recovery between extraction cycles, and support the extended focus required for hardware monitoring and data interpretation. These facilities are integral to maintaining the integrity of our proprietary protocols and ensuring the highest quality sensory artifacts are extracted from our subjects' subconscious experiences.
Our corporate cafeteria provides nutritionally optimized meals designed to support extended consciousness mapping sessions. All meals are prepared according to proprietary dietary protocols that enhance neural plasticity and dream-state accessibility.
The corporate garden serves as a controlled sensory environment for employees and test subjects to recalibrate their perceptual systems between extraction cycles. Access is granted during designated consciousness recovery windows.
Our coffee bar offers a curated selection of beverages calibrated to maintain optimal alertness levels during hardware monitoring and data interpretation shifts. All beverages are prepared using proprietary extraction methods.
Rest rooms are equipped with advanced environmental controls to facilitate rapid transition into REM cycles for test subjects. These facilities are essential for maintaining the integrity of our consciousness extraction protocols.